Thor does not waste his time with lesser sweets. Nay, his appetite is vast, his standards unyielding, and his cravings insatiable. When the storms rage and the realms tremble, what does he reach for? A mighty bar of Thor’s Chocolate, of course!

"This chocolate is worthy of Asgard itself!" Thor has declared. And who are we to argue with a god?

So take heed, mortal. Follow the thunder, heed the hammer, and trust in the wisdom of the chocolate-loving deity. For if Thor eats it, you should too.

(Founder, Owner, Entrepreneur. Chocolate Maker)

Chieftain of Sweet Alchemy, Conjurer of Cacao

From the fiery depths of inspiration, Christian forged Thor’s Chocolate with an iron will and a heart set on conquest. A master of flavors and a relentless seeker of perfection, he bends the elements of cacao to his will, crafting confections so mighty they could be served at Odin’s own table.

Which creation is his favorite?Would Odin choose his mightiest warrior? Would Thor favor a single thunderbolt? Nay! Each chocolate is a masterpiece, forged with care and blessed by the gods. To pick just one would be folly—so best to feast upon them all!

Only the Hammer will do as a weapon - One hammer to rule them all!

(VP Marketing and Operations)

War-Chief of Words, Keeper of the Coin, Master of Marketplunder

A master strategist, a fearless negotiator, and the wielder of spreadsheets more fearsome than any battle-axe, Martin ensures the legend of Thor’s Chocolate spreads far and wide. His favorite spoils? The milk chocolate pretzel for everyday feasting, but he secretly covets the yet-to-be-released chocolate-covered caramels (shhh, don’t tell the gods). And when it comes to baking legendary cookies? Only 60% dark shall do.

As for free time? What is this ‘free time’ you speak of? Martin’s days are filled with the conquest of commerce and the training of his two young warriors (a.k.a. his kids). But in a mythical world where he had a moment to breathe, he’d embark on quests through fantasy books or glorious gaming battles.

And should he ever be called to the battlefield? His weapon of choice: The Spear. Versatile, deadly, and able to bring down both foes and feasts alike. Because whether it’s in combat, in hunting, or in fishing—Martin always plays the long game.

(Production Lead)

Forge-Lord of the Cocoa Cauldrons, Keeper of the Sweet Flames

Deep within the chocolate halls, where the air is thick with the scent of molten cacao, Dylan toils at the forge, ensuring every bar is tempered to perfection. His go-to snack of choice? The mighty raspberry pretzel bites—sweet, salty, and just chaotic enough to keep things interesting.

When not overseeing the sacred chocolate-making rituals, Dylan embarks on digital quests in the realm of video games, where he hones his reflexes for battle (or, more accurately, for dodging stray chocolate splatters).

And in combat? He chooses the throwing axe—because, let’s be honest, what’s more satisfying than launching a weapon at your enemies from across the battlefield? Just like chocolate, it’s all about precision and impact.

(Social Media Team)

Mistress of Many Voices, Herald of the Digital Realms

From the highest peaks of the internet to the deepest caverns of social media, Anabelle ensures the legend of Thor’s Chocolate spreads across the land. Her drink of choice? The hot drinking chocolate—rich, smooth, and powerful enough to warm even the frostiest Viking heart. Plus, unlike the feeble concoctions of lesser lands, this one doesn’t betray her stomach.

When not weaving digital spells, Anabelle rides forth into the great outdoors, spending time with her husband, her trusty steed, and her loyal hounds—because every great warrior needs a worthy pack.

And when the call to battle comes? She chooses the lance. For what better way to charge into the fray than on horseback, wielding a weapon of unstoppable force? Swift, powerful, and elegant—just like her strategy on the battlefield of social media

And her hound's name is Odin - yes, really.

(Production & HR Manager)

Darin – Keeper of Hands and Spirits, Steward of the Great Hall

Tasked with maintaining order in the chocolate halls, Darin ensures that warriors of the forge and scribes of the realm work in harmony, their spirits high and their efforts mighty. His greatest weakness? The dark chocolate-covered pretzels—treacherously addicting, impossible to resist. Though he walks the path of milk chocolate loyalty, even he admits that the dark and salty combination is a force too powerful to deny.

When not overseeing the clan, Darin enjoys strategic board games— the epic, six-hour-long kind, where only the most cunning minds survive. But in recent moons, his greatest strategy has become navigating life as a new father to a mighty heir, a task more challenging (and rewarding) than any conquest before.

And for battle? He arms himself with throwing axes. Fast, deadly, and easy to wield, perfect for taking down foes from a distance (or ensuring he’s never caught without a weapon in hand). Because whether in war, in games, or in fatherhood—Darin always plans his next move.

(Sales, First Employee, Assistant)

Swift-Footed Herald of the Trade, Bringer of Bounty

A fearless warrior of the marketplace, Terri rides forth, spreading the gospel of Thor’s Chocolate to the farthest reaches of the land. Her fuel for battle? The 70% dark chocolate and Thunder Brew—a pairing so rich and powerful, it could bend reality itself. “Amazing chocolate magic,” she calls it, and who are we to argue with a sorceress of sales?

When not forging alliances and delivering chocolate treasures, Terri wields her paddle on the pickleball courts— all day, every day. For her, speed, strategy, and sheer determination reign supreme.

And for combat? There is only one weapon worthy of her might—Thor’s hammer. To take the hammer, to wield the hammer... to BRING IT DOWN! With a single strike, foes (and chocolate cravings) are utterly vanquished.

(Co-owner, behind the scenes)

Shieldmaiden of Sustenance, Keeper of the Hearth, Guardian of Sanity

Since the dawn of Thor’s Chocolate, Brittney has stood steadfast, ensuring that chaos remains (mostly) contained and chocolate dreams become reality. Without her wisdom and unwavering support, this mighty empire might have remained just a collection of half-finished recipes and wild ideas.

Her indulgence of choice? The Peru milk chocolate—so creamy, so smooth, it melts on the tongue like a whisper from the gods themselves.

In her moments of peace (few though they are), she finds joy in her grandbabies and her loyal steeds, ensuring both receive the love and attention worthy of a warrior’s clan.

And when it comes to battle? Brittney wields the bow and arrow—for a true strategist knows that the best way to win a fight is to stay just out of reach while landing every shot with deadly precision.

(Chief Chocolate Engineer)

Master of the Iron Runes, Tamer of the Chocolate Engines
Amidst the gears and levers of the great chocolate-forging machines, Forrest bends steel and flame to his will. Without his sorcery of metal and mind, the rivers of chocolate would cease to flow, and the forge would fall silent.

His indulgence of choice? A mighty mug of hot chocolate, rich as a king’s treasure, and a handful of pretzel bites—because even the greatest of engineers needs fuel for his craft.

When not commanding the machines, Forrest seeks adventure in the snow, skijoring like a true Norse warrior, racing through the frost on skis behind his wife on her trusted steed. And when it comes to battle? He wields the bow and arrow, striking his foes (or wayward machinery) from afar with deadly accuracy. A craftsman, a marksman, and a master of the forge—the chocolate halls stand strong under his watch

(Social Media Team)

Mistresses of Many Voices, Weavers of Digital Sagas
With quill and enchanted device, Anabelle and Nicole spread the word of Thor’s Chocolate through the mystical web of the modern age. Their tales of sweetness and indulgence lure warriors and wanderers alike, ensuring that none may resist the call of the cocoa halls.

Soon her tall tale will be told.

(Graphic Design)

Rune-Scribe and Weaver of Visual Spells
It is Kylee’s hand that shapes the sigils of Thor’s Chocolate, crafting banners, crests, and symbols that strike awe into the hearts of all who behold them. Her art is the first whisper of legend, drawing adventurers to the halls of indulgence.

Her chocolate of choice? The 45% Guatemala milk chocolate—smooth, rich, and as beautifully balanced as her designs.

Beyond the forge, Kylee is a creator in many forms, crafting not just legendary visuals, but also memories with her husband and two young adventurers. Whether playing games, making crafts, or embarking on family quests, she brings creativity into every corner of life.

And when battle calls? She chooses the bow and arrow—for why charge headfirst into chaos when you can strike with precision from a safe distance? A true strategist, in art and in war.

(Product Development, Professional Chef)

Mystic of Dough, Dreamer of Flavors, Keeper of the Sacred Blade

In the great halls of Thor’s Chocolate, where alchemy meets indulgence, Josh stands as the master of creation, a wielder of flavors, a conjurer of the extraordinary. His preferred treasure? The 45% Guatemala milk chocolate—rich, velvety, and perfectly balanced, a true masterpiece of the forge.

But make no mistake—his hands are as skilled in battle as they are in the kitchen. His weapon of choice? A razor-sharp chef’s knife, the trusted blade of warriors and cooks alike, sharp enough to carve both feasts and foes.

Beyond the forge, Josh’s aim is as steady as his craftsmanship. He finds joy in the thrill of skeet shooting, long-range marksmanship, and honing his skill with handguns. Yet, even the fiercest warrior finds strength in his clan, and for Josh, time spent with family is the greatest treasure of all.